slayboybunny:

one time I went to a gamestop and as I walked in the employee was like “cooking mama is over there!” and snickered with his friend and I was so pissed because 1) I was there to pick up diablo III and 2) cooking mama is an excellent game not an insult to fling at women when u feel like being a misogynist. anyway I hate nerds

(Source: slayboobunny)

spookyweedwitch:

rhyse:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

people speak other languages you complete fuckwit

fistfulloffourleafclovers:

you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke

(Source: fistfulof4leafclovers)

stablercake:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

I have a serious problem and personal vendetta with renamed shit because boys are too fragile and scared to use a word that already exists for what they’re doing/using. 
Manscara and Guy-liner? No one is fooled you are litereally wearing make up just OWN IT
Bromance? I know this has a slightly different definition than its original source but come ON
Mangagement Ring? seriously
Man Cave? That’s not even a portmanteau it’s just a stupid-ass name for a den
Soap…FOR MEN/Shampoo…FOR MEN because being clean is for GIRLS
Mangria because fruity alcohol is obviously only for girls and Adam Carolla knows how to market to idiots
I mean are you seriously that scared of femininity that EVERYTHING that could be even close to being associated with a feminine activity must have a name that has more wieners associated with it? 
Such scaredy pissbabies I don’t even understand

stablercake:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

I have a serious problem and personal vendetta with renamed shit because boys are too fragile and scared to use a word that already exists for what they’re doing/using. 

Manscara and Guy-liner? No one is fooled you are litereally wearing make up just OWN IT

Bromance? I know this has a slightly different definition than its original source but come ON

Mangagement Ring? seriously

Man Cave? That’s not even a portmanteau it’s just a stupid-ass name for a den

Soap…FOR MEN/Shampoo…FOR MEN because being clean is for GIRLS

Mangria because fruity alcohol is obviously only for girls and Adam Carolla knows how to market to idiots

I mean are you seriously that scared of femininity that EVERYTHING that could be even close to being associated with a feminine activity must have a name that has more wieners associated with it? 

Such scaredy pissbabies I don’t even understand